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Orbis on Brink of War?

Destruction through cell phone

 

Thursday Sep. 20 2018 04:16 | ORB Newsroom

As most of you do know, the legendary six month NAP from our previous global war is due to end on October 18th of this year. One can assume that many across the world have already started projecting who will be next to hold up their rifles. Before we get started on current projections, let us revisit the latest global war dubbed the “Ayyslamic Crusade”.

On March 18th, 2018 the Black Knights declared war on the Knights Templar:

“With Ayylah as our witness, jihad begins today to defend the holy land from non-believers and to rid the world of infidels. We shall fight to the death to defend Jerusayylmao, the Dome of Dwayne ‘the Rock” Johnson, and all of our other beloved holy sites. Then we shall push towards Rome and convert the entire world to Ayyslam as He has commanded.”

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Along with the Black Knights, the New Pacific Order & Guardians of the Galaxy also pushed to the Knights Templar to engage in what will be known as a vicious IC and OOC war among Orbis giants.

Keegoz, of Knights Templar answered the Black Knights declaration claiming they will “bring an end to ayylianism and their heathen tyranny.” – this marks the point of the official Ayyslamic Crusade and the official end of one of the longest periods of global peace on Orbis – it was 290 days since the previous global war, The Trail of Tears.

Let us fast-forward through the muck that built on the battlefield and land at peace. LeotheGreat of the Black Knights in the post, “And So the Dust Settles,” stated that a non-aggression period (NAP) between the alliances of both coalitions was agreed upon and it would last six months. During such time there would be no wars, raids, mass ghosting, shell alliance hits, or spy attacks. The NAP, receiving 41 down-votes to only 14 up-votes, was not well received. This would mean that for six months, almost the entire game would not go to war – Thalmor of the Knights Templar is quoted as saying “Can’t wait for the next one in 2020.”

The end of that war brings us to today – right now – rumblings of war on the horizon and whispers in the street. With only 28 days left till the official end of the six month NAP, what is the rest of Orbis to expect?

If one thing is for sure, we can expect our next global war.

Who will be involved and what would be the motive? A few theories have floated around, one that was brought to our attention was an IQ Sphere & T$ Sphere dogpile on TKR and friends – here in the Newsroom, we think that this theory was played a little bit too soon and as we search for details, we are left to know the following:

  1. There will be a war come end of the NAP
  2. Major players will be:
    1. IQ Sphere
    2. T$ Sphere
    3. TKR & Friends
  3. We know alliances are building up on all sides.
  4. We know TKR is searching for immediate or future diplomatic ties.

Orbis Weekly will continue tracking down details and obtaining sources to further our next global war investigation, stay tuned!

Do you know more, want to share? Head to our “contact” page under “About” and let us know, be anonymous, be discreet.

 

 

 

Egyptian Empire – A Declaration of Existence

Monday Sep. 17 2018 17:11 | Alliance Affairs – PW Forums

No matter how many times the elites in Politics & War say they aren’t needed, people will continue to make new alliances.

Our most recent comes out of the clutter of La Mafia (MAF) – El Chach, one of the more well-known members of MAF has decided to break off and become something better. El Chach starts his Declaration of Existence off with a bit of a thematic introduction:

We prefer to take our lessons from the Pharaoh’s of Ancient Egypt, ruling over a vast kingdom stretching across the harshest environment on Earth, from the Mediterranean to the head of the Sahara desert. The society was the most advanced of its time, with a world-class irrigation system, healthcare system, well-tooled army and lots of gardens for the nobles to relax with their harem. All were looked after, obviously aside from the slaves.

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El Chach has begun to set up his leadership as well with Xea Evangelos and RedPhx taking the same spot as Senior Viziers. Xea Evangelos also fills the spot for Vizier of the Economy.

With only being created on the 17th, Egyptian Empire has already gained 10 members and has grown a total of 2,287 total alliance score – obviously, we can assume most of this score is from simple membership growth.

If you’re out there thinking that this is just another noob alliance to raid, think again. Egyptian Empire has declared it’s existence announcing protection with Bad Company, Polaris, and Acadia and upon further investigation into El Chach’s creation, we have discovered that they are also being protected by The United Empire of ZahAharon.

Quadruple Protection.

Egyptian Empire Links